Message & FAQ



If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up


Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(Source: autosuficiencia)

Put some music on my phone
― All fucking old ass family members (via niggaimdeadass)

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks)


The song hallelujah always makes me cry but it also makes me think of Shrek???